I hate it when my computer crashes!

I’m just having a browse on the computer, reading the latest news (no I can’t be bothered to go out and buy The Times, or even grab a copy of the Evening Standard for zippo) or checking my email when all of a sudden, the computer crashes. All hell breaks loose as I’m hitting on the keys of the keyboard and tapping the mouse furiously to return it back to its normal form.
I may be no computer expert, but it is easy to run a computer, I mean, its not like I’m trying to carry out heart surgery, just having a simple browse, It’s not like I’ve got masses of files open and I’m blasting music at the same time, unlike Jack, who seems to have bribed the computer into working well.
And it’s not just a computer crash that annoys me. I hate those little pop-ups that try to get you to sell your home, or to get skin peels, how do they know I need one? The computer crashes and numerous pop ups come on, it’s like I should have studied computing at University to carry out basic functions. Jack thinks the computer is outdated, anything to buy a new computer, while this one is only a few years old, and was pretty expensive when we did buy it, and with mounting bills and the credit crunch, we have to put off a new computer for a while. Until then it’s off to the library to read up on how to prevent computer crashes. See ya.