I hate it when my computer crashes!

I’m just having a browse on the computer, reading the latest news (no I can’t be bothered to go out and buy The Times, or even grab a copy of the Evening Standard for zippo) or checking my email when all of a sudden, the computer crashes. All hell breaks loose as I’m hitting on the keys of the keyboard and tapping the mouse furiously to return it back to its normal form.
I may be no computer expert, but More