Throw, Throw, NOW
Throwing a ball, or anything for that matter, should be the easiest and most natural thing a human-being could ever do aside from breathing, eating, and anything else ending in ing, right? Wrong. Sadly, throwing stuff doesn’t get the respect it deserves (it’s a lot like Botox Cheshire, in that way)! Many unthinking and deeply embarrasing people persistently choose to make a mockery of this age old and sacred act. And by doing so they set an example to the other younger members of humanity that it is OK to do so, it is OK if you can’t throw.
I am here to tell all you children that this is not the case! Throwing is as important a skill as driving, talking sense, talking nonsense, walking up steep hills if you live somewhere where there are a large amount of steep hills, and shouting insults at someone in a clever and artful way. See how important throwing is? It is the thing which divides us from animals. It is the thing which will impress women, men, and even chimps when done properly. It is the thing which can make or break someone’s career as a decent human-being.
So start throwing at a young age is what I say, and, most importantly, if you find yourself surrounded by people who can not throw to save their life, alienate them as once. And I do mean alienate them! By ostracizing yourself from these throwing inadequates you will soon see the benefits coming in thick and fast. Your world will in no small way prosper. An immense number of possibilities—open only to that cream of the crop that can throw properly—will be opened up at once. The hardest thing about becoming a high-quality thrower is controlling the enormous smile on your face as you understand that your life has become greatly improved!