Lonely In London - It’s Time To Meddle!
London, as we all know, is the world’s greatest city, teeming with 7 million people and with a never ending supply of things to do and places to go to. When you are on your own in London though, this otherwise friendly metropolis can seem like the loneliest place in the world. At every corner you bump into couples happy in each others arms, restaurants are full of tables for two and supermarkets are offering buy one get one free for young lovers, while you are heading home to enjoy beans on toast for one and watching Eastenders.
There are many dating options out there from internet dating sights, full of frauds and stalkers, to speed dating nights where you dread the humiliation at the end of the evening when you realise that out of the forty eligible people that you have ’dated’ not one of them has any interest in seeing you again. Are you in fear of 2010 being another lonely year, yet another write off full of ’might-have-been’s and ’if-only’s? What you need is a meddler!
’Meddlers of Honour’ are a new concept in dating that is taking the capital by storm, and they are on a mission to ensure that nobody remains single! They hold regular ’Meddle Dating’ nights at the Jerusalem venue on Rathbone Place in the West End and their proud slogan is ’The party where every single person gets hooked up’.
Meddlers realise that the main stumbling block to being a success at dating is shyness, or a fear of rejection. The parties are filled with not only a huge amount of eligible bachelors and bachelorettes but also a large number of professional ’meddlers’ who will break the ice for you and ensure that you have the time of your life.
Chief Meddler, Helen Gleave, explained how their parties work: “The Meddlers are expertly trained by ninjas to seek out who you fancy and then meddle away until you are chatting and swapping numbers. Imagine actually speaking to someone you fancy? It can and it will happen!”
Meddle dating is proving to be so popular, and successful, that even some celebrities go along to have their moribund love lifes meddled with, so what are you waiting for - shyness need no longer be a barrier to finding the love of your life (well, a pleasant night out or two at least) so head down to Jerusalem to find the dating phenomenon that is captivating London. You might even see me there, if you do please don’t be afraid to have a meddle!
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